PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
No matter how much you like them
No matter how funky the colors are
No matter how funky you think the look is,
One should NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER wear an entire jacket made of eyelash yarn, like the one I saw last night. NEVER. Especially if you're 50 and think the word "funky" is a good word to describe anything young and hip. Especially if you think that EYELASH YARN=young and hip.